The Rain Rooster

You’re clear in a way that surprises people. Gentle on the surface, exact underneath, with an inner fact-checker that never clocks out. Your intuition is less of a vibe and more of a fine instrument. You keep your circle small and your standards high. Messy group chats wear you out, but one on one you’re funny, frank and impossible to bluff.

You fall slowly and choose carefully. A partner has to pass a quiet audit first: how they talk to waiters, whether they keep plans. Once they pass, you’re devoted in a private, low-key way. At work you excel where detail and insight meet, like analysis, editing or research. Money stays tidy because you track it. Probably in a spreadsheet with color codes.